A gourmet smoothie, wrapped in a ball.
Memorable flavor. Real benefits. Just drop, blend, and sip.
Smoothie bar vices. Home kitchen prices.
*Estimated ranges based on publicly available menu and nutrition information for select smoothies. Actual sugar content varies by flavor, size, ingredients, and add-ins.
HEALTH-CODED SMOOTHIES
Tired? Stressed? Skin looking blah? Our balls come with benefits.
Vanilla Coconut
Boost your skincare routine from the inside with our Glow Up blend.
🥥 Acerola cherry powder (Vitamin C)
🥥 Blue Spirulina
Almond Croissant
Need to namaste? Let our Stress Less blend help you chill the f out.
🥐 Ashwagandha (KSM-66)
🥐 L-theanine
Mint Cacao
Need a pick-me-up? Try our Brain Boost blend for when your brain is buffering.
🍫 L-theanine
🍫 Lion's mane
THE TASTIEST BALLS IN LA*
WORD ON THE STREET
"Tasty as hell"
It was tasty as hell. Need to try the other flavors.
- Hank W.
"Delicious!"
To be honest they haven't made it to my blender yet but I can't wait to try them as a smoothie. They're delicious!
-Jessica H.
Holy sh*t
Holy sh*t this one is good. No notes.
-Sam P
Late night snack
Got home late Saturday, desperate for food. Solution: Schoony's.
-Rahul K.
Tasted like Erewhon
"The flavor was great, nothing bad to say. Tasted like Erewhon!"
-Hannah A.