"The best smoothie I've ever made."

- you, probably

Take me to smoothies

YOUR FAVORITE SMOOTHIE, WRAPPED IN A BALL.

No more 12-ingredient smoothie messes. No more $20 gourmet smoothies (looking at you, Erewhon). Make premium, functional smoothies at home with the drop of a ball.

Vanilla Coconut

Vanilla Coconut

$21
Mint Cacao

Mint Cacao

$21
Almond Croissant

Almond Croissant

$21

Drop your ball(s) into a blender
add fruit, ice, and milk of choice
and blend baby blend

HEALTH-CODED SMOOTHIES

Feeling drained? Looking for a glow-up? Need to unwind? We got balls for that.

Vanilla Coconut

Bring your skincare routine to your smoothie with 1,000mg adaptogens known to support skin & gut health

  • Tremella mushroom

  • Sea moss powder

  • Blue Spirulina

Smoothie comparison: Coconut Cloud (Erewhon)

Glow up

Almond Croissant

Take a deep breath with 1,000mg adaptogens known to support stress relief

  • Reishi Mushroom

  • L-Theanine

  • Rhodiola Rosea

Smoothie Comparison: N/A (unique to Schoony's)

Stress less

Mint Cacao

Get a brain boost with 1,000mg adaptogens known to support focus & mental clarity

  • Rhodiola Rosea

  • Bacopa Powder

  • Lion's Mane

Smoothie comparison: Mint Energizer (Erewhon)

Brain fuel

THE TASTIEST BALLS IN LA*

...and maybe the entire country

Filling. Flavorful. Functional. What more could you ask for? Once you give our balls a taste, we guarantee* you will be hooked. And life is good when you're hooked on balls.

*unclear if we can make these statements so just trust us on this one

WORD ON THE STREET

"Tasty as hell"

It was tasty as hell. Need to try the other flavors.

- Hank W.

"Delicious!"

To be honest they haven't made it to my blender yet but I can't wait to try them as a smoothie. They're delicious!

-Jessica H.

Holy sh*t

Holy sh*t this one is good. No notes.

-Sam P

Late night snack

Got home late Saturday, desperate for food. Solution: Schoony's.

-Rahul K.

Tasted like Erewhon

"The flavor was great, nothing bad to say. Tasted like Erewhon!"

-Hannah A.